Okay, this isn’t a political post – though, I can see how it might seem that way. This is a post about morals, self respect, humility, family values and, quite frankly, about sanity.

Let’s begin by revisiting the golden rule – the basic foundation of interacting with other human beings: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you, AKA treat the people around you the way you would want to be treated. Or if you’re a parent like me, treat the people around you the way you would want them to treat your kids. Because what’s worse than someone fucking with me? Someone fucking with my kid. AM I RIGHT?!

So, you know, I try pretty hard to be a decent human being and to teach my kids to be the same. But then, someone like Donald F* Trump enters the presidential race and gives all of the bitter people in this country affirmation that they have a right to be assholes, completely undermining everything that actually makes sense. He feeds into their fears and makes them feel like they’re not only justified, but that they’re right. And, as if this country isn’t scary enough, suddenly we’re seeing just how many people are willing to put their morals aside and rally with a man who has not only built a brand on hate and bullshit bullying – he is all together a terrible human being.

This is a man who finds it acceptable to publicly discriminate entire cultures. A man who frequently degrades the female gender, often minimizing their value by equating it to their appearance. Somebody who openly criticizes and bullies others solely for attention. A grown man who has called people losers, slobs, disgusting, ugly, fat, pathetic, dumb and obnoxious all while wearing more concealer than the fucking Kardashians and an oompa loompa-colored spray tan.

And then there’s this shit…I MEAN, COME ON!

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I’m trying to mold two gentlemen over here; so please, lets all look beyond political affiliation. Let’s make America great again – let’s all agree that Donald “Donny” Trump is the absolute.  fucking. worst.