F* It

I have a comondrum (that’s obviously what a conundrum on a Monday is called) and this one is legit. I actually need your help. There is one major goal of parenting and, as simple and maybe stupid as it may sound, that is to keep my kids alive. I would say that’s the bottom tier of […]

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So, it’s FINALLY actually Friday. And I could not be happier! I saw something this morning that will definitely be the best thing you see all day and probably the best thing you’ll see all weekend. I laughed so hard. NeverEnding Story fans, we are forever indebted to Spotify for this artistic behind-the-scenes gem. Of […]

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Tidbit – tid·bit – noun – A small and particularly interesting item of gossip or information. My Babe is Talking This week my 21 month old, AKA my 1.5 year old, started talking. And I’m not talking about words, I’m talking about conversations, understanding what I’m saying and formulating appropriate (and fucking adorable) responses. I’ve never spent much time […]

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I have a comondrum (obviously that’s what a conundrum on Monday is called). Will someone PLEASE, for the love of God, explain to me the sizing of baby clothes? I’m like the billionth trillionth person in the world to have a baby (let alone that it’s 2016) and yet it would seem that primitive toddlers are sizing […]

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Can I get a hallelujah? Here are my plans for the weekend. 🙌❤️🏃💃👶👦👶👦🏃💃🙌❤️🏃💃👶👦👶👦🏃💃🙌❤️🏃💃👶👦👶👦🏃💃 🔁 Do you ever get to the end of the week and feel like you haven’t spent any time with your kids in decades (even though it’s been a regular week and you’ve literally seen them every night)? That’s how I feel today and it’s […]

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I have THE biggest couple crush on Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard. I just love them. And WHAT’S NOT TO LOVE?! They’re adorable, hilarious, fun-loving and so in love with each other. Yesterday, Kristen was on Ellen (which I religiously DVR) and, not surprisingly, was just the cutest little thing. In honor of that and me being […]

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I have a comondrum (obviously that’s what a conundrum on Monday is called). I recently had someone insinuate to me that they shouldn’t be expected to support/be happy for a mutual friend because they’ve actually never liked them. Ever since that moment I’ve wondered if you have to like someone to support them. (To be fair, I wondered […]

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There is something about Wednesdays that make me want to listen to terrible (awesome) music. I don’t know what it is! It’s the middle of the week and we’re that much closer to the weekend, maybe I just need a little nostalgia to take me back to my clubbin’ days? Who knows. Maybe I just like living my life rebelliously […]

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I have a comondrum (obviously that’s what a conundrum on Monday is called). Why in God’s name are the shopping carts at craft stores so fucking small? Don’t answer. It’s a rhetorical question because I’ve thought of every single possible reason and none of them seem legit enough to withstand the hands of time. Not to mention it’s 2016 THE […]

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Seth and I are both super social people. I was really lucky to end up with someone who values their friendships as much as I do. And now, as a couple with two under two, we’re really lucky to have the greatest friends – near and far – who are willing to travel and put in extra effort to maintain our […]

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