F* It

I have a comondrum (obviously that’s what a conundrum on Monday is called). I recently had someone insinuate to me that they shouldn’t be expected to support/be happy for a mutual friend because they’ve actually never liked them. Ever since that moment I’ve wondered if you have to like someone to support them. (To be fair, I wondered […]

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There is something about Wednesdays that make me want to listen to terrible (awesome) music. I don’t know what it is! It’s the middle of the week and we’re that much closer to the weekend, maybe I just need a little nostalgia to take me back to my clubbin’ days? Who knows. Maybe I just like living my life rebelliously […]

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I have a comondrum (obviously that’s what a conundrum on Monday is called). Why in God’s name are the shopping carts at craft stores so fucking small? Don’t answer. It’s a rhetorical question because I’ve thought of every single possible reason and none of them seem legit enough to withstand the hands of time. Not to mention it’s 2016 THE […]

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Seth and I are both super social people. I was really lucky to end up with someone who values their friendships as much as I do. And now, as a couple with two under two, we’re really lucky to have the greatest friends – near and far – who are willing to travel and put in extra effort to maintain our […]

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Well, I did it. I went to my first happy hour post baby. And usually people don’t brag about surviving happy hour but I’m going to because it was 6 fucking hours, 10 stiff whiskeys and, like, 23 bowls of popcorn worth of happy hour. I thought I’d be home by 7 and I definitely got home somewhere […]

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If I had to pick one channel to watch for the rest of my life, it would be Bravo. Duh. I mean, it is the home to one of the best reality television shows ever, Vanderpump Rules. The appeal of VPR is undeniable. It’s trash but it’s not exactly trashy, no matter how serious it may get – […]

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It’s finally Friday! Here are my plans for the weekend. Emojis make it look grossly short – but any guesses?! 🎬🙌👶👦👫🚘🚙 🕔🚙 🕠🚙 🕕🚙 🕖🚙 🕗🚙 🚘 🏠🏠👵👴👵🚜 🍪😍🍼🍉🌜⭐️🔥🍔 🔥🍹🍼🍷💤💤 📅☀️👶👦🏃☀️🏈⚾️🏃🏃⚽️🏃👏🐠👀🐟👀🏠🍪😍🍼🍉🌜⭐️🔥🍔 🔥🍹🍼🍷💤💤 📅☀️👶👦👫✋😘💞✌️🚘 🚙 🕔🚙 🕠🚙 🕕🚙 🕖🚙 🕗🚙 🌆🚦🌆🚘🏡🍼💤😴💤 🏁🏁 What are your plans? I only speak Emoji FAW (Friday after work), so emoji submissions […]

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A few things have interestingly enough coincided this week, so I’m going to take it as a sign from the universe that what I’m about to write is meant to be. The first being the conversation I had this morning with my friend Bev ^, the second being the fucking shit storm of opinions on Kim K’s latest […]

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I love birthdays. If there’s anything you should know about me, it’s that I love birthdays. I LOVE them – I don’t understand people who take them lightly. When you reach a milestone as big as living another year and getting to kickstart the next, you should celebrate. You deserve it – life isn’t always easy and it’s almost […]

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I’m not exactly the lovey dovey type. I’m not really into any sort of PDA. I loathe Valentine’s day. And I’m really, REALLY, really skeptical of beautiful couples (Are any of them actually happy?!). But anyway, you know who doesn’t seem to have any issue with PDA or hate Valentine’s day? Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton. Could there be a […]

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