F* It

If I had to pick one channel to watch for the rest of my life, it would be Bravo. Duh. I mean, it is the home to one of the best reality television shows ever, Vanderpump Rules. The appeal of VPR is undeniable. It’s trash but it’s not exactly trashy, no matter how serious it may get – […]

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It’s finally Friday! Here are my plans for the weekend. Emojis make it look grossly short – but any guesses?! 🎬🙌👶👦👫🚘🚙 🕔🚙 🕠🚙 🕕🚙 🕖🚙 🕗🚙 🚘 🏠🏠👵👴👵🚜 🍪😍🍼🍉🌜⭐️🔥🍔 🔥🍹🍼🍷💤💤 📅☀️👶👦🏃☀️🏈⚾️🏃🏃⚽️🏃👏🐠👀🐟👀🏠🍪😍🍼🍉🌜⭐️🔥🍔 🔥🍹🍼🍷💤💤 📅☀️👶👦👫✋😘💞✌️🚘 🚙 🕔🚙 🕠🚙 🕕🚙 🕖🚙 🕗🚙 🌆🚦🌆🚘🏡🍼💤😴💤 🏁🏁 What are your plans? I only speak Emoji FAW (Friday after work), so emoji submissions […]

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A few things have interestingly enough coincided this week, so I’m going to take it as a sign from the universe that what I’m about to write is meant to be. The first being the conversation I had this morning with my friend Bev ^, the second being the fucking shit storm of opinions on Kim K’s latest […]

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I love birthdays. If there’s anything you should know about me, it’s that I love birthdays. I LOVE them – I don’t understand people who take them lightly. When you reach a milestone as big as living another year and getting to kickstart the next, you should celebrate. You deserve it – life isn’t always easy and it’s almost […]

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I’m not exactly the lovey dovey type. I’m not really into any sort of PDA. I loathe Valentine’s day. And I’m really, REALLY, really skeptical of beautiful couples (Are any of them actually happy?!). But anyway, you know who doesn’t seem to have any issue with PDA or hate Valentine’s day? Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton. Could there be a […]

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Okay, this isn’t a political post – though, I can see how it might seem that way. This is a post about morals, self respect, humility, family values and, quite frankly, about sanity. Let’s begin by revisiting the golden rule – the basic foundation of interacting with other human beings: Do unto others as you would […]

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