F* It

This morning we all woke up 30 minutes before we needed to leave the house to be on time to work – me by foot, Seth dropping off the kids in between home and work. In an ideal world, 30 minutes would have been plenty of time for all of us to get ready, dressed […]

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It wouldn’t be Thanksgiving if I didn’t take a minute to acknowledge what I’m grateful for, at least once. So, let’s just cut to it because I’ve got a lot to be thankful for. I know, 2017 was a rough one for most of us but still, guys, we have a lot to be thankful […]

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Everyone says you should never read the comments. But I do. I read SO many comments it’s almost embarassing. I’m one of those weird people who uses them to decide whether or not it’s worth the click because, to me, there is nothing more annoying than reading a headline or a caption that is COMPLETELY […]

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Last week I wrote a piece that I later, after a lot of deliberation, decided not to publish. It was based on an argument Seth and I got into last week over a news story about ESPN’s sports analyst Sam Ponder and ESPN’s new partner, Barstool Sports. For those who don’t know, Sam Ponder – up […]

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Today has already been one of those days, and it’s hardly even begun. I’ve been up for, like, an entire day already. And I realize for some people waking up at 3:45am might be typical but the only times I’ve ever been up at 4am are child related, travel related or party related. I think […]

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Well, it finally happened. I’m going back to work next week. I’m excited to get back into a routine that is steady but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t already overwhelmed with the changes. It’s funny how life works, I suppose; just when I was beginning to realize how much I enjoyed spending […]

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Last week I was checking my Abbott and June emails (which I hardly ever do) and saw I had missed an email from a girl at some social media startup platform. The email said she had come across Abbott and June’s Instagram account, thought it looked like a great fit for their beta and was […]

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Well, shit, you guys. I hope everyone survived last night / has plans to survive the next decade because that’s basically how long it will be until the final season. Right now there are rumors the next season might not air until 2019 and, since I compare everything to how old my children are/will be, […]

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Shout out to the proud-parent bumper sticker parents. The other day I was following closely behind a van that had a “My child is an honor roll student” bumper sticker proudly stamped to the back. Every time I see vehicle with one of those proud parent bumper stickers it warms my heart. My parents weren’t (well, […]

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Well, here we are, one episode away from a seven million year hiatus until season eight. I don’t know what I’m going to do, the anxiety is real. I fanmommed all the way through episode seven last night. We had to pause it SO many times and I haver never been more certain that Matty […]

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