After going down a rabbit hole of random hashtags on Twitter, I’ve realized relishing in proof that I will someday be “that” mom and my toddlers will someday be know-it-all assholes on purpose is a great way to feel more grateful for all the hyper, psychotic toddler tantrums and sleep deprived nights we’ve got going on right now.
I can only hope to be as cool as some of these parents – and that I will find my kids’ asshole stage as hilarious as I find *most* of these. God, what bliss it was to not have any idea what it was like to be a parent and, yet, all of the answers. #ughmoms 😂
Also, real sorry Mom and Dad. Real, real sorry.
Here’s to the future AND the weekend!