It’s Friday and I literally have nothing to bitch about.

I mean, other than the general state of this country and the government and my overall fear about everyone other than white men’s rights. But, you know, nothing other than that. And, I mean, everyone else is already bitching about it, so I have nothing original to add to the conversation. I’m just walking around trying to keep my head right, smiling at strangers and pleading to any God/Diety/lost soul who will listen:

PLEASE DON’T TAKE AWAY MY RIGHT TO PREVENT PREGNANCY BECAUSE I DO NOT NEED TO BECOME THE OLD WOMAN LIVING IN A FUCKING SHOE UP IN THIS B. AFUCKINGMENRepeat.

Did you know one in every six children in the US don’t have enough food to eat??? They don’t get food outside of school breakfast and lunches! Losing easy access, financial support or even the right to effective contraceptives would be a fucking nightmare around here (and by around here I mean EVERYFUCKINGWHERE). There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, she didn’t know what to do; She gave them some broth without any bread…

AND I’m sweating. Oh my fucking God.

But you know what? It could always be worse. I mean, I could be a fucking black, Mexican, hispanic, muslim or jewish woman fearfully watching our fucking dimwit president-elect build his “cabinet” – choosing a fucking WHITE NATIONALIST as his Chief Strategist. I could be seeing an increase in hate crimes and trying to figure out how to explain it to my children. OH, WAIT…

AND I need a cocktail. Fuck.

But yeah, I mean, other than all of that I don’t really have anything to bitch about. My kids are perfect – their future’s looking brighter every day. Did y’all hear? Apparently global warming isn’t a real thing! I’m not at all worried about raising good humans in this great country. Not. at. fucking. all. I mean, the world is just such a peachy place – really, you guys, what is there to worry about?!

AND IT’S FRIDAY! Can I get an afuckingmen?!