To the tune of Auld Lang Syne*

May 2020 be forgot, but not all the lost lives.
Oh, 2020, please fuck off and fuck your unprecedented times.

May 2020 rot in hell, and may we move on in peace.
Oh, 2020, please fuck off and take the racists when you leave.

May 2020 be forgot, but not all our sacrifice.
Oh, 2020, please fuck off – y’know, actually, fuck off twice.

May the door hit 2020 on the way, we’ll lock that shit up nice and tight.
Oh 2020, please fuck off and then please rot and die.

May 2021 be gentle and let us all have – and keep – our lives.
May we share hugs and laughs and love in small spaces and real life.

*give or take a few syllables