I have a comondrum (obviously that’s what a comondrum on a Monday is called) and it’s a short one. Is Chris Brown still a relevant person??????? I saw some headline this morning saying he made a comment on T. Swift’s insta, something dumb with the words “PUSSY” and “SHUT THE FUCK UP” (yes, in all […]

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So, just in case I wasn’t entirely sure, this week the universe sat me down and showed me just how old I actually am. And let me tell you, contrary to popular belief, it is not 32. Well actually, in Earth years, I am 32 but apparently in body and universe years I’m somewhere in the high […]

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Have you ever woken up one day and just been convinced your child actually belongs to Satan? Because I have. And it was this morning. To sum up the last couple weeks in my world of parenting, I will say Abbott has been a dream (I never want him to grow up) and Matty has been […]

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I’mmmmmmm BAAAAAAACK and I have a commondrum (that’s obviously what a conundrum is called on a Monday – even though it’s Tuesday, we’ll just pretend). Over the weekend I went on my first real ma-cation (i.e., mom vacation) and I’m still recovering. We went to Nashville where 3 out of 5 of us had never been – […]

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I spent last Friday in a haze of sadness. I went to bed on Thursday evening praying for the girlfriend, daughter and family of Phil Castille, watching a video of Spike Lee saying the cops were hunting black people and woke up Friday morning to a CNN news anchor saying snipers were hunting white police officers with […]

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This morning was one of those mornings. Seth’s alarm clock went off but was mysteriously silent (and by mysteriously, I mean I’m assuming he silenced it and doesn’t remember), my phone was dead (offuckingcourse), my kids strangely slept like angels for much longer than usual and the sun was just soft enough not to wake any […]

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Let’s be honest, there are A LOT of fucktards out there (Matty can’t read so, yes, I’m swearing again…meep) and while politics and fucktards seem to go hand in hand, our current President is not one of them. I don’t care about your political affiliation – like, I really truly don’t give AF – but I […]

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Today is the day, for those who don’t know or care to know who Chris Stapleton is, so be it but I DO KNOW AND I DO CARE AND I AM SO EXCITED. I’m fully prepared to cry like a loser and squeal like a teenager and drink whiskey like my Dad. Here, let’s just […]

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So it happened, Matty turned two and everything was – as semi-predicted – freaking fabulous. But saying goodnight to him and walking out of his room last night was bittersweet. On one hand, we’d all wake up today and nothing would be different but on the other hand, I was anxious because I wasn’t prepared for today – […]

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I have a comondrum (obviously that’s what a comondrum on a Monday is called). WHAT THE FUDGE IS HAPPENING IN THIS COUNTRY? I know this might be a little heavy for a Monday but I mean, seriously. WHAT ARE WE DOING?! Let’s begin here, with these two headlines from the weekend:   Again, what THE FUDGE […]

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