Let’s be honest, there are A LOT of fucktards out there (Matty can’t read so, yes, I’m swearing again…meep) and while politics and fucktards seem to go hand in hand, our current President is not one of them. I don’t care about your political affiliation – like, I really truly don’t give AF – but I […]

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Today is the day, for those who don’t know or care to know who Chris Stapleton is, so be it but I DO KNOW AND I DO CARE AND I AM SO EXCITED. I’m fully prepared to cry like a loser and squeal like a teenager and drink whiskey like my Dad. Here, let’s just […]

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So it happened, Matty turned two and everything was – as semi-predicted – freaking fabulous. But saying goodnight to him and walking out of his room last night was bittersweet. On one hand, we’d all wake up today and nothing would be different but on the other hand, I was anxious because I wasn’t prepared for today – […]

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I have a comondrum (obviously that’s what a comondrum on a Monday is called). WHAT THE FUDGE IS HAPPENING IN THIS COUNTRY? I know this might be a little heavy for a Monday but I mean, seriously. WHAT ARE WE DOING?! Let’s begin here, with these two headlines from the weekend:   Again, what THE FUDGE […]

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Last night the inevitable happened; Marty dropped his first legit F word. And while, on some scale, this probably makes me a terrible mother, I can’t lie, I’m pretty impressed by his timing. Now, as you can imagine, I probably swear more than I “should” in daily conversations with friends and family but I haven’t […]

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Woke up this morning like: Saw this: Suddenly I was all like: Compelled to UPLIFT ALL THE SPIRITS:   FUCK. YES. ARE YOU OR ARE YOU NOT ALL LIKE: YASSSS?!??! Happy Thursday that feels like Wednesday. #transformationzzzzzzzz

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This morning Matty refused to wear the red striped shirt because he wanted to wear a shark shirt – a shark shirt?! Dude. How does he know that somewhere in our house there is a shark shirt? Is there a shark shirt? Which shark shirt? Sharks. Sharks?! Where did my baby go? 5 minutes later he refused to […]

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As you know, Father’s Day is this weekend and I just wanted to take a quick moment to thank all the dads, but specifically the ones who didn’t have to be. Don’t get me wrong, I am 100% thankful for ALL the dads out there but my first-hand experience isn’t that of a daughter born to a man who […]

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This morning Matty woke up with an unidentified rash and – turns out – he has strep. So we’re home today – eating dino nuggets, watching Minions and trying to stay cool (aka keep our collective sanity). While it stinks that Matty’s sick, I think it’s sort of a blessing in disguise because we don’t get a lot […]

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Buzzed buddies was a weekly series where I hand over the reigns to Seth, he or a guest gets comfortably inebriated and write a guest post on any chosen topic. Seth loves whiskey, short walks to the park, our boys, his friends and cinema (his wording not mine). His opinions are his own and I’m not allowed to edit […]

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