I have a comondrum (obviously that’s what a conundrum on Monday is called). I recently had someone insinuate to me that they shouldn’t be expected to support/be happy for a mutual friend because they’ve actually never liked them. Ever since that moment I’ve wondered if you have to like someone to support them. (To be fair, I wondered […]

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There is something about Wednesdays that make me want to listen to terrible (awesome) music. I don’t know what it is! It’s the middle of the week and we’re that much closer to the weekend, maybe I just need a little nostalgia to take me back to my clubbin’ days? Who knows. Maybe I just like living my life rebelliously […]

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I have a comondrum (obviously that’s what a conundrum on Monday is called). Why in God’s name are the shopping carts at craft stores so fucking small? Don’t answer. It’s a rhetorical question because I’ve thought of every single possible reason and none of them seem legit enough to withstand the hands of time. Not to mention it’s 2016 THE […]

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Buzzed buddies is a weekly series where I invite a friend to get comfortably inebriated and write a guest post on any chosen topic. This week’s guest, Ben, has 736 pet peeves, loves dogs and, in case the title didn’t give it away, was much more than comfortably inebriated when he wrote this. Next time Ben visits Abbott and […]

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Seth and I are both super social people. I was really lucky to end up with someone who values their friendships as much as I do. And now, as a couple with two under two, we’re really lucky to have the greatest friends – near and far – who are willing to travel and put in extra effort to maintain our […]

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Everyone has always warned me there would come a time when my baby boy would become a little tiny man, after which point no space or thing in our home would be remain sacred. That day has come. And I really was not prepared for all the feelings. Yesterday, as I sat in the bathroom tending to […]

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Dear pushy breastfeeder, Before you begin to recite all the benefits of breastfeeding, let me save you the time and just say, I know. I know how good it is for me and for my baby. And contrary to your ignorant belief, I wanted to breastfeed both of my sons for a long time. I wanted it so badly I cried […]

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Well, I did it. I went to my first happy hour post baby. And usually people don’t brag about surviving happy hour but I’m going to because it was 6 fucking hours, 10 stiff whiskeys and, like, 23 bowls of popcorn worth of happy hour. I thought I’d be home by 7 and I definitely got home somewhere […]

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If I had to pick one channel to watch for the rest of my life, it would be Bravo. Duh. I mean, it is the home to one of the best reality television shows ever, Vanderpump Rules. The appeal of VPR is undeniable. It’s trash but it’s not exactly trashy, no matter how serious it may get – […]

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