Let’s be honest, there are A LOT of fucktards out there (Matty can’t read so, yes, I’m swearing again…meep) and while politics and fucktards seem to go hand in hand, our current President is not one of them. I don’t care about your political affiliation – like, I really truly don’t give AF – but I do care if you’re so politically overcome by your own affiliations that you can’t see the good in somebody. OR if you’re so politically consumed that you insist on pretending someone is a good person (when they’re clearly not) just because you align with them politically. Like many, it’s July and I’m already over the 2016 election. I could not be over anything more than this fucking campaign – not even fireworks in August will surpass my annoyance with the 2016 election.

I mean, Donald Trump? Donald. Trump. There’s nothing else to say – other than good job, GOP. There are A LOT of fucktards out there and you’ve got the king of all of them representing your party. I guess that’s what happens when you spend all of your time trying to trash the current president and make sure he can’t get any gun laws passed to, you know, try to spare some lives around here – but hey, you do you, Boo.

But you know what, I’m not even here to talk about that – I’m here to talk about our current president. You know, the first black president to be elected into office? The one who passed healthcare reform, ordered the raid that killed Osama Bin Laden, pushed for marriage equality and got rid of don’t ask, don’t tell. The one whom it was just announced would stop visiting institutions whose leaders were considered to be insufficiently serious about pursuing sexual-assault allegations and punishing perpetrators. A-FUCKING-MEN.

Regardless of what party you align yourself with, Obama is nowhere near fucktard status and in the last of his presidency we, as a country, should be thankful for that. So many people sit around and run their mouths trash talking the President but let’s regroup for a second – would you ever want to be the fucking President of the United States? Um, have you seen the before and afters of the dudes once they get out of office? But not even just that, can you imagine being a black, democratic president with a tea-party controlled GOP house? A bunch of tea-partiers who are hell bent on making sure you get NOTHING passed just because of their disdain for you (well, and because they’re a bunch of fucking selfish nut-jobs)? Nobody in their right mind would sign up for that job UNLESS they believed so wholeheartedly in the good of the people in this country, UNLESS they believed they could make a change deserving of this nation, UNLESS they thought this country deserved to have someone who would fight for every single body in this country. I mean, isn’t that the kind of person you’d want as President? He tried, you guys, and he did a lot better than 98% of us would have.

I’m not super political but the really political stuff is so besides the point at this point. It’s very evident we need someone in office that cares about every single body in this nation – we need love and inclusion and leadership that reflect that more than anything right now. We need someone who will put their foot down for the young ladies on college campuses everywhere, a president who will defend everyone’s right to love and to be married, a president who believes in equality and the rights of every individual, a president who can see the fucking importance of treating each other the way we all deserve to be treated – like fucking human beings. Someone who won’t worry about their hobbies above other people’s lives and safety. Someone who won’t let their political affiliation cloud their judgement between what’s right and what’s wrong. Someone who will defend each of our civil rights.

Barack Obama is the farthest thing from a fucktard – just take a second to be thankful for that, because in 6 months we might have a total fucktard for a president and Canada’s not going to let us all in…

Canada PM in Gay Pride Parade