So far today I have done the following:

  1. Woken up with hives
  2. Taken a cold shower (thanks to said hives)
  3. Left my keys in my house
  4. Realized I was locked out when I went to get said keys
  5. Broken in to the house with my library card (thanks to resourceful, and yet terrifying, instructions from my husband)
  6. Showed up to work 10 minutes late because of, well, all of the above
  7. Parked on a busy side street to get to try to get to the office faster
  8. Realized when I was half way to my office that I left my car running and, in fact, got to the office no faster

On the bright side: If there was an award for the Mondayest Monday ever, I’d for sure be in the running.

Now, as for the rest of the day…

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I hope all of your Mondays are going better than mine.